Patrick Obahiagbon – Nigerian Big Grammar Senator, Comments On Fuel Subsidy Removal

Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon who is well known for his gigantic grammar has voiced his opinion on the proposed removal of subsidies from petroleum products in Nigeria. Although he is very conversant with these big words, they have always been right. These are his words:

“I have read with acatalectic disgust, governments asinine and puerile ratiocinations attempting to justiceate the proposed removal of subsidies from petroleum products. It has asseverated that it’s intentions is guided by the need to checkmate the odoriferous excesses of a machiavellian and mephistophelean cabal and I have said to myself, what a shame? What a self indicting admittal of the failure of governance? What an hocus-pocus?

What an anathematous disdain for it’s citizenry? Must the people now bear the brunt for governments ineptitude, inefficiency and pusillanimity in squaring up with these economic philistines and fat cows? I feel even more nauseated and vexed that the Governors Forum has posthaste conferred an apocalyptic imprimatur on this genie. Let’s not forget that majority of these same Governors had earlier called for this state of affairs as a condition sinequanon for paying the minimum wage. What an opprobrium?

What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous? It’s up to us all to put this Presidential and Gubernatorial genie back into the bottle but are we prepared?”

  1. Daddee Reply

    Yea, Grammar no be money!
    Maybe he would make more sense if he “relinquishes those gargantuan allocations” that he takes home as a Sin-nator!

    Now we are talking, Next Grammar please!

    • emmanuel mfah Reply

      Hon.Patrick was never a Senator but a member of the house of rep.

  2. Zara Cataldo Reply

    Really enjoyed this article post.Much thanks again. Much obliged.

  3. Alfa Olohun Reply

    I wished if has taught me on the Chalkboard

  4. Junior Reply

    Wow! Hocus pocus ryt podule in recuper

  5. Isreal Godwin A Reply

    Hon. Partrick,am not amused when i notice your grammer because i know it’s your hardworking and determination.God help you,as you trust in him and stand on the right side.Amen

  6. Olabode olawale Reply

    I can say the man is a titan and and an icon in terms of speaking English is also a Grammarian.

  7. Anonymous Reply

    I like him some so much I wish him to be a president God lead him 2 that post

  8. Anonymous Reply

    sir, if i want to speak 10% of your grammer how many years will i study, i love it.

  9. Anonymous Reply

    Grammer ryte bless ya

  10. Anonymous Reply

    Mr. Pat. U once said” gramma is my normal way of speakin” d question is, do all ur family members understand all d gramma or do u hav an interpreter? – but 2 be sincere, i really lov it.

  11. Anonymous Reply

    This is a case of a navaration impetus,a relation of d byceb and tryceb on a diagnosic quadmayer wit a bromate and cucus!

  12. Anonymous Reply

    Economical quagmaya, political fantasmagorie and social stupur. Wow am maniacally bewildered overgasted and flaberwhelmed bcaus of this gigantic grammatical grandiloquent. Hahaha::D

  13. Anonymous Reply

    hmmm God help us o which one is overgasted and flaberwhelmed

  14. Anonymous Reply

    my name is leczy. But i wnt to tell you that the symbolical symbolism that symbolises the knowllage of patrick as a scientis theodorismt can be notice as an apex suprise of his talented occupation.

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