Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman

A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.

The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.

Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made available to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.

Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded to have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.

A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.

Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

Source: Dead Serious News

  1. Sabrakz Reply

    This is what
    a Hausaman

  2. Lawale lalekan Reply

    Second time happening,its possible.ask me to bring you the ashes of burnt water and i will surprise you

  3. marex Reply

    Wait de dead man release in her then he is satisfy…wat da hell sex even when dead I nid de continuation….

  4. Hope Reply

    Totally inpossible,how can a dead man impregnant her will she stand as an attendant if she see’s a ghost talking 2 her?not to talk of having erection.Abeg jere she’s a liar.

  5. Peace Reply

    Maybe d man is only planning to be dead, i think.

  6. CHARLES Reply

    huh people can lie oooooo which kind dead man be dat dis is super story….

  7. Wungak'a Reply

    This woman most come from Nija. Its jst clear shes nt telling d truth, hw old is she to think she can fool people? Well a DNA test should be carried out after d birth of d child. Madam u no fit lie.

  8. babyfavour Reply

    ​W̶̲̥̅ђα̲̅† kind of jonsing is dis,a woman getting pregnant FöƦ a dead man.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew,abegi if I hear

  9. Bossman David Reply

    Fiction it is but nothing as it is an impssibility in real life!

  10. Watat Jr. Reply

    This is just plain greed, do I say the epitome of greed?

  11. patience Reply

    Am very sure dat woman got pregnant from somewhere else,she is just making stories up inoder to have the estate.

  12. Yerima Reply

    bravo!!! she deserve the best liar of the year award

    • comrade Reply

      What is d serious and magnitude of dis story?

  13. bolaji Reply

    Dat man is a fucker

  14. bolaji Reply

    Rubbish story


    It not possible, she’s damn crazy


    How can dead man dick still be functioning??? thi is a question we need to ask our self first.she is crazy

  17. flower girl naija Reply

    It can’t be true…..dead man can never hv erection…

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  19. F.WHITE.J Reply

    She’s a liar, its impossible,it hs never happened in history before,she’s a deadly yahoo witch

  20. Eddy 007 Reply

    Wow.that woman don broke nahhim make am bring that kind fuckin so dem dey get belle ni,just say hunger won kill u nd them go help u out

  21. tosbay Reply

    now i believe d condolence message that a great woman said recently abt a legend that was just buried in my country : “Ojukwu died a greatman but his manhood lives on!” i think the same can be said abt this dead man!hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  22. chibuzor henry Reply

    well mine is a word of advice but whosoever doubt d story line if u r a female just give it a trial i believe it might convince u

  23. Anonymous Reply

    So not true lol

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