Joke: Do You Know Swimology And Escapology?

A Mr. know-all tourist received provoking questions and answer of his life when he engaged himself in a controversial conversation with a boatman with whom he was travelling. See what transpired between them.

Tourist: ‘Do you know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?’

Boatman : I don’t know anything about these…

Tourist: What the hell do you know on the face of this earth then? You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking and the boatman asked the tourist the following questions:

Boatman: Do u know boatiology, swimology and escapology from crocodilogy?

Tourist: No.

Boatman: Well you will drownology. And crocodilogy will eat ur assology and you will dieology because of your mouthology.

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