Easter Greetings From Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon

Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon, the Nigerian Parliamentarian who speaks big grammar sends out his Easter greetings:

“Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service, we would have woefully failed in learning and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER.

We must elevate this moment from a proscenium of joie de vivre into one of meditative transcendentalism”.

Happy Easter!!!

  1. Omololu Omotosho Reply

    Best Easter greeting ever

  2. 'deji Reply

    Translation pls…

  3. Shola Reply

    Please i also need translation!!! and i want to wish Hon patrick and all of you happy EASTER

  4. ologun Reply

    Good sermon if only men would open their hearts to learn of JESUS Christ and imbibe His virtue, then our world will be a better place, love is the pivotal for peace. Happy Easter to you too our dear Hon. Patrick.

  5. mr Brai Reply

    Happy Easter to u too my honorable. Bet u will do me good by translating in English not grammer pls

  6. Mr fragile Reply

    Please i would lyk to have the meanings of all this vocabulary. Thanks

  7. tade Reply

    I sincerely blieve d honourable is aware of d fact dat if he intends speaking to d general public, he needs 2 attach a translationary link with his messages. Because even a learned individual finds difficulty in understanding his grammar
    Same to u though!

  8. mayowa Reply

    Hon. Patrick should do us a favour by translating these grammars into english for better understanding

  9. bb Reply

    if ds were to be d bible or d way Christ gave his message wia i go de how i go undastand.. thanks 2 hons sha n same to him

  10. fmeg Reply

    na wa for ds easter greeting from mr honourable…pls interpretation needed..

  11. Idy Reply

    Lol, wish u & ur family a creamy celebration

  12. Kc Reply

    My dictionary is incomplete.

  13. Micah Reply

    which kind grammer be this na? na so they take dey greet person? i no even know whether the guy dey curse us sef. This is not how to communicate at all. If this guy na lecturer, all the students go fail his course. Abeg small small o.

  14. justice Reply

    easy sir . anyway same to u.

  15. toy toy Reply

    The meaning of all the grammatological epistles from the stables of the honourable is Happy Easter. chikena!

  16. GeeMajor Reply

    In Simple English, the message means “more than the celebration of the moments, reflect on the life and manner of Our Lord Jesus Christ. The humility, simplicity, selflessness and unconditional love he has for us. If we can do all these, then we would have transcended from mere celebration to a progressive reflection. Happy easter to you all

  17. Famoosty Reply

    This man is learning @ d back of beyond. So jaw breaking!!!

  18. jamiuarikewuyo Reply

    i want 2 be lyk him

  19. Anonymous Reply

    Pls som grama is mising here!

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